Refrigerator Magnet Slogans

If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent LifeHelp Keep the Kitchen Clean – Eat OutHousework Done Properly Can Kill YouCountless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal LivesMy next house will have no kitchen — just vending machinesA Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is DeliriousNo Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes