My Dad is Better

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem; they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song. They give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”