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A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out from under the bed and opens it to find 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash.
He returns to the hospital and asks his wife, “Honey, why are there 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash?”
She replied, “Well, over our 35 years of marriage whenever we had bad lovemaking I would put an egg in the box.” So, immediately the husband thought of himself as a love machine.
He asked her, “Well, what is the money for?”
The wife replied, “Every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them!!!
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