Moo Moo

A guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just
thirsty.

He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please. The
bartender asked, “are you gay?” The guy said no. The bartender
said, “If you ain’t gay you cant get nothing to drink here.”

The guy said, “Come on man! I am so thisty I could lick the
sweat off a cows balls!” Then a guy in the corner said, “Moo moo
big boy.”