Late one night, in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!!!” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money!!!”
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Robbery in D.C.
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Good joke. So true
I liked the last one better..,… But vine me some more
Now that’s funny!
Hahaha ???
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